penis waggle

penis waggle
when you are realy exited your penis waggles agresivly just like a dogs tail

penis waggle
guy 1: my penis is waggin real bad right now i cant feel it

guy 2: what made it start

guy 1: i won 5 quid on the lottery

by A PErson called IG November 28, 2012

Penis Boppy

The fat area around a man's penis. It can be so fat that his penis appears smaller than it really is due to the fat sucking it inwards. The equivalent to a "fupa" on a female.

I tried to get my freak on with Mike last night, but his penis boppy was so fat he had a hard time screwing me.

by MaryMary90 February 3, 2014

Aster's penis

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster

"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"

by Asterical March 31, 2018

penis cramp

when you have masturbated/released so much that you can no longer move your hand up and down your penis (can not release any seamen either)without screaming out in huge agony. Usually occurs after hentai (scientists haven't been able to explain this supernatural phenomenon).

" No more hentai for me my penis cramp is so bad i just want to cut it off and put it in a hot dog bun"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

shy penis

Shy Penis is a term used to describe a general state of shock exhibited by one's penis in the presence of other men, most particularly when attempting to urinate.

Ted stands by the urinal and pops it out just as Ralph walks into the bathroom. Ted waits and waits and waits, but is unable to force the pee out.

Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!

Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.

by Kate Sjostrand April 2, 2008

penis mightier

Celebrity Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live. A category entitled, "The Pen Is Mightier" is mistakenly interpreted by Sean Connery as "Penis Mightier." Connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the penis larger

Connery - Gussy it up however you will Trebeck, but does it really work?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?

by Falklian January 26, 2004

Penis Mustache

A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".

Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.

by winenight August 1, 2011