pig spying

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog

"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"

by The Gorgon June 6, 2015

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Gupta Pig

A brown person who believes they are superior to everyone else and also has a disease where they try and negotiate the price of everything.

Hank: Did you see that Gupta Pig at the grocery store trying to negotiate the price of hamster pellets?

Donnie: Yeah Gupta Pigs typically eat rodent pellets as a main source of food.

by thanksyourwelcome June 19, 2019

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A pig that lives in a bathtub and cleans up all messes. His theme song is as follows. “Cleanup Pig, Cleanup Pig, does whatever a Cleanup Pig does. Can he swing from a mop, no he can’t because he’s a pig! Lookout, here comes the Cleanup Pig! (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

The Cleanup Pig swung from his mop- only to realize that he actually couldn’t.

by Thatguywhostalks you January 7, 2018

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Trentice Pig

A fat, ugly, slimy, slobbery, lying, thieving, cheating, greedy, greasy, smelly, puss oozing, rotten, no good bastard or bitch!! Usually referring to a man or woman who is so repulsive that not even words can describe how nasty he or she is.

Look at that "Trentice Pig" slobbering all over their self.

by jluke0412 May 6, 2014

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