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past period

A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)
Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."

Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
by Grammar Trotskyist May 15, 2023
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Flop-Periodic Cycle

The chosen street name for the period between 1800th-2100th century.
Argh, how could they be that stupid in the Flop-Periodic Cycle, it is simple. Period.
by TЭГMiNoЮgiC November 25, 2023
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period vampire

Eating a girl out while she is on her period
I was a period vampire last night with my girl
by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023
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Period

The slang "Period" means to stop the conversation. Used by hot cheeto girls.
"He's hot. Period."
by TheRock34235 December 6, 2023
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Period Party

A party held on the anniversary of someone getting their period. Usually just like a regular party, but with a lot of red theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)
"Hey Sammy, are you coming to my Period Party this weekend?"
"No."
by ImaBigNerd December 10, 2023
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Period Pearl

A blood clot formed within thy vaginal tract in the shape of a pearl.
Flavor your chicken soup with a period pearl.
by FTWW December 14, 2023
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Period

period, more of period blood, the thing you get every month. Girls you know what I mean. I have the knowledge of a 7 year old kid. I ate my mothers blood, tasted so warm and refreshing, I thought it was my sippy cup.
Mom: Hey! What are you doing down there.

Kid: Licking your wart poosay to get that Period blood, cause I'm a vampire mommy!
by yourfruitymf December 7, 2022
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