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Ohio

Actual fucking hell. PLEASE DON'T MOVE HERE!
Ohio sucks.
Jimmy: "Oh, I want to move to Ohio."
John: "Fuck no."
by OhioHater69 September 2, 2022
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Ohio road map

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.
Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.
by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 3, 2022
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Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.
I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.
by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 6, 2022
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Ohio

Ohio has many breathtaking sights; including corn, soy bean, abandoned wooden shacks in the middle of fields, silos, barns, sometimes even a tractor.
Ohio also is great for it weather. Want winter in the middle of spring? Move to Ohio. Want summer in the middle of winter? Ohio’s here for it.
Want something fun to do? So do Ohioans. We have football, tennis, and corn. Farming in Ohio is like eating month year old, unrefrigerated cheese, you don’t know what to expect. Ohio has airplanes, but what for? Cropdusting?
Person 1: Gee, I really want to move to Ohio.
Person 2: Are you mentally deranged?
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Ohio

A particular state in the united states of america, which is commonly used in memes and/or various types of media.
bro tf going in ohio 💀
by what how October 24, 2022
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Ohio

Ohio, the most dangerous place in the world. You can't do anything there, not even eat. everyone there is insane. most sane person there is probably a skinny guy named ethen asking you if you found his bakugan toy.
Bro can't even eat in Ohio.
Bro survived Ohio.
by MIZTERBALLZ October 25, 2022
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Ohio

Somebody found a Shark in ohio it was enchanted too. Saw somebody in ohio fuck a squirrel on a Tuesday afternoon in winter. Some dude put a switch on a ufo in ohio.
I saw a person almost get wiped by the Enforcer in ohio. But batman saved him since he was on break from Gothem.
by Robert Garber Junior October 28, 2022
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