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Owen

Guy 1: dude did you know that owen always jacks off to people?
Guy 2: like the thicc ones?
Guy 1: nasty man
by ickywicky December 2, 2019
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Owen

Billy is being quite an Owen today
by Owen1221 May 18, 2017
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Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023
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Owen Bartelius

He is the grandson of the former german radicalist Fürher named Adolf Hitler. After failing to become the student council president some say he will take up his grandfathers ideals, and start a new nazi germany. He also happens to believe in Owenism.
OMG your such an Owen bartelius right now
by Pussy_slayer69420 September 12, 2022
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Owen Caron

A fucking straight up savage don't mess with him or he will stand up to you.He is really cute and a straight up badass like no one will be like him he is a great person and so nice he will do anything for the girl he loves he loves Nature. Don't mess with his family especially his dad he will beat your ass well Owen is really nice . Wow one time he almost fought this kid for hitting his friend.
WOW You will never be a Owen Caron
by WOWBRAHOBC September 25, 2017
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Owen disorder

When you cry like a baby so hard that you piss, shit, vomit, and bleed everywhere
Oh shit look at that coronavirus patient he has owen disorder
by Cokecole March 12, 2020
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Owen

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Ayo bro, wanna pull an Owen?
by Swift Apples September 14, 2021
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