The severe condition where your eyes are locked in an upwards position. This is due to your eyes rolling constantly when Donald Trump speaks.
by Woodwoman December 17, 2018
Get the Trump Eyemug. A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.
For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.
Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.
Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
Get the Menu Eyesmug. When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.
For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.
You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*
*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*
You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!
You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*
*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*
You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!
by prosperousdefines December 12, 2020
Get the Snail Eyesmug. Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"
by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020
Get the Covid Eyemug. Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”
by Rekerter October 20, 2018
Get the Wet Eyemug. A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.
"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else
"Lmao!!" - everyone else
by awsumatid January 25, 2017
Get the eyes widenmug. The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."
Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."
Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013
Get the Bouncing Eyesmug.