The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.
“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”
by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022
Get the Courts mum mug.by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022
Get the ur mum mug.by Poopythisbeepy November 18, 2022
Get the Mum mug.by ur mum's butt December 9, 2021
Get the bryce's mum mug.
a response that can be used to reply to most questions.
e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"
e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"
what are you doing? "ur mum"
by marvellous*may May 21, 2022
Get the ur mum mug.