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legacy media

the chronically online term for a normal media outlet, apparently inferior to a racist porn website owned by the richest man in america.
idiot 1: oh my god i always watch CNN they say everything is fucked and i should be really scared and keep watching
idiot 2: haha 4 chan insult, typical legacy media sheep man. i get my news from a reliable source. glory to elon, USA! wojak meme
normal person: do y’all ever go outside
by impoopingrn December 27, 2024
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social media groomer

A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.
That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025
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Jp Media

An insanely handsome man whos a very talented photographer and gets all the bitches
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All Media

noun

1. the collective sphere of information encompassing all forms of storytelling and imagination known to mankind. Includes, but is not limited to, movies, TV shows, books, short stories, songs, and fictitious worlds of all kinds. Reality (IRL) is included in All Media, but is usually negligible when compared to the scope of the latter. All Media is often used when discussing records, fan fiction, and inter-dimensional/trans-multiversal interactions or plot lines.
Goku is arguably the best fighter in All Media / Fabranger is possible if you consider All Media as the domain, rather than just Quinn or Hermione's individual worlds.
by shit, the crayon consumer March 25, 2025
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Sosh Media

n. (noun) Social Media. Introduced my Mark Zukerberg after the success of My Space and currently expanded by Elon Musk.
by KaRonica March 28, 2025
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Diary Media

Writing or venting feelings and thoughts on social media.
I just posted Diary Media on Facebook and it felt good.
by Amschel March 30, 2025
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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