morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 20, 2004

The Meaning Of Life

Feed.

By every definiton of the word.

The Meaning Of Life: You will be feed for that which you've fed.

by HarvesterOfSorrow April 11, 2006

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

Morning glory

When you wake up. Look down. Realise you got some fat bulge. #erection #forthegang

Keith - Yo Jusdog, I had morning glory today.
Jusdog - OK.

by Dangli Wang October 17, 2018

Sunday Morning

Having sex in the morning. it does not have to be sunday however. If you sunday morning on a sunday morning you do however get extra points.

Yo i tried to sunday morning with that bitch but she wasnt down.

by lynch's brain October 16, 2008

meaning of life

Doughnuts. 'Nuff said.

Yeah, that's it. Doughnuts.

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

Morning ride

A high achieved when waking up.

Yellowman: "Just gimme deh morning ride..."

by anewbox March 12, 2009