Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010

Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.

Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

Minke

People often think of Minke whale when one hears such name.

Minkes, similar to minke whales, are albeit not the most sociable creature, does have a sense of curiosity and is in nature very friendly. They value alone time but do appreciate spending quality time with a small group of people.

Furthermore, Minke whales is the second smallest in the Baleen whale category. Much like their namesake, Minkes tend tend to not enjoy attracting too much attention and prefer to flow through life peacefully and happily.

Hence, people generally uses Minke to describe people who are quietly at first but friendly once you start chatting with them; who has a sense of curiosity and flows through life happily.

Example 1
A: Oh life has been so stressful recently.
B: Ah, don’t worry about it, be a Minke!

Example 2
A: Ah, I wonder where this alleyway lead to. We have some time, let’s go and explore.
B: Yeah sure, you’re such a Minke!

by Lifeasawhale February 12, 2018

Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

by thedeciver January 11, 2009

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

by JC Meister July 5, 2004