The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021

milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude?! I just gave a milk kiss to Jenny?!

by McDonald's cum October 3, 2021

Milk-Bagger

Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.

Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.

by Minnesotaman18 October 11, 2021

Spilt Milk

(n) - ejaculate (typically the product of oral sex) that has cascaded down the chin & neck, and onto the upper chest.

We were having oral sex and he pulled out of my mouth as he orgasmed. Spilt milk all over me -- I should have been wearing a bib!

by DecoyNoodles84 October 11, 2021

sussy milk

cum

morgan likes rob’s sussy milk

by mattybaka November 1, 2021

Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male

She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.

by Eric Matthew September 29, 2021

Double milk

When you take half a class of chocolaty chocolate milk and half a glass of creamy white milk and you mix them together! Resulting in a tasteful full glass of double milk!

I love a good refreshing glass of double milk after a hard day.

by Theawkwardpiza July 14, 2021