Matthew P

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap

Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape

by notaboomer9000 November 30, 2019

Matthew

Some one who would hit his wife and kids and be the victim. He would do any thing to get his tiny dick bigger. Examples: big beard, buying unneeded land, heavily drinking, and penis pumps. He would do anything to mark him look better.

Also owns meth.

Person 1: bro you beat your wife!

Person 2: yea I guess I have to legally change my name to Matthew and wear wife beaters now.

by I have a stummic ache June 28, 2022

Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews

man Auston Matthews is garbage

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

matthew

Guy who is slurs his words and is hard to understand. Also likes jagerbombs and fist pumping. Frequently enjoys bubblebaths with multiple dudes!

Man look at that dudes fingers, they are so pruny from that bubble bath with those 3 dudes, what a Matthew!

by Jeremy Jizz Dog July 14, 2010

Matthew

LiL bitch

Matthews a LiL bitch

by Regamas March 13, 2018

Matthew

Someone who seems tough and mean on the outside because he is popular, but on the inside is sweet and kind. You can get lost in his smile. He can get through most everything. He is popular because everyone wants to be around him, when he is around you might feel like your world has lit up.

Matthew? Yes, we are best friends.

by **Anonymous June 6, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is Loving Guy he Always there for Family and friends SPECIAL For his girl friend hes girlfriend may start the relationship hard and Matthew will understand then try figure out things his girlfriend would be depressed for couple of weeks or days Matthew will be by her side no matter what his girlfriend will love him so much and Matt will love her so much and they I’ll be together and forever

Matthew and his girlfriend would live to get her happy after

by Princess 18383 August 1, 2018