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Mark-Splain

When you are explained to in a basic tone with assumed ignorance of something you are an expert in already. However, need to be instructed in again since you are the expert.

Verb - Mark-Splaining
Adverb - Mark-Splained
I was just Mark-Splained that apparently I have to breathe to be alive. My life just got saved.
by The Definition Geek November 21, 2019
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Coughtation mark

Coughtation Mark, (Noun) Is the use in text, and in verbal speech, of the word "cough" or by emulating the bodily function of "coughing" to humorously hide and or interject a snarky phrase or comment during conversation, usually meant to possibly annoy one person, while potentially amusing others present or partaking in said conversation.
Female: Does this make my butt look big?
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
Female: Did you just say "cough"
Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks
by WireableCarrot May 23, 2019
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(Proclamation mark)/.

A punctuation symbol created to reduce unnecessary overusage of exclamation points in texts, posts, etc. The proclamation mark is written as a forward slash and period:
/.
Used for things that are somewhat funny but not hilarious where a period is not happy enough but an exclamation point is too much.
"Stop overusing exclamation points already. Give the proclamation mark a try/."
"Have a great day/."
"What a douche(proclamation mark)/."
"Your mom's looking smokin hot today (proclamation mark)/."
by G-Mann June 19, 2019
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puntucation mark

.,:;?()""'..._-/
a puntucation mark example is this: .
by miata real November 8, 2020
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Mark Coniglio

A man capable of properly putting the finishing touches to your dish. a destinguised gentleman who can roll silverware like he was born with the natural talent to do so. A quiet, yet intimidating force to be reckoned with. He is a fly on the wall. Mark peers around the corner and is observing your every word and every move, but he rarely lets his victims know that he is taking notes. Beware of the Mark Coniglio. He is every woman's dream, yet humankind's nightmare.
She was watching over her boyfriend's shoulder as he texted other hoes. She totally Mark Coniglio'd him.
by cockwrangler3000 October 15, 2021
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devils mark

To break the blood vessels in an area of skin by means of sucking with the mouth.

A hickey.
Guy1 "Dude, why are you wearing a polo today?"

Guy2"Becky gave me a devils mark last night, it wasn't pretty.
by Ahelpothers March 8, 2014
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Strawberry Mark

A type of birthmark that appears at birth as a large red spot that gradually fades as the child ages. It stays on the skin as a raised spot and never fully goes away.
by RedheadBaby June 11, 2012
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