Mariah

A dumb person with no brains, is bad at all games, is a sore loser and eats off the ground.

Do be a Mariah Morgan because that means you're trash.

by Girlbye939 September 21, 2018

Santa Maria

When during Thanksgiving dinner you have sex with your girlfriend, or what ever slut you pick up off the street, on the table through the Thanksgiving turkey while everyone is eating dinner.

Did you see Uncle Jim santa maria his girl last Thanksgiving?

by Norman Fedora November 2, 2011

Maria

A hoe who dates multiple guys at once

See that girl with the 2 guys thats a maria

by Bestboy223 April 18, 2020

Mariah

mariah is usually a hot, kind but also can be really bitchy if its the right time of day, she has eyes that are as blue as the sky there big, a ass like niki minaj, she has nice sized boobs normal sized, she is GORGEUS, shes the one to make you laugh when you dont want to, usually a short girl but yet just the right hight shes usually 5' or 5'9, blond/dirty blond, LOVES to go shopping mostly for shoes, shes suportive when she wants to be, she has a great sence of humor that anyone would fall for, Watch out if you get on her bad side she will knock your ass out.

boy#1: "yoo, dude whos that new girl over there!
boy#2: ya thats Mariah ant she hot
Boy#1 : ugh her eyes are beautiful, ohhh and look at that ass.
boy#2 "i know, i call dibs
boy#1 " yo you cant call dibs on a hot girl, like that"
boy #2 " i just did, (goes over and lookes her in the eyes so perfect until, "smack" he smacks her ass)
Mariah: " ugh (smacks boy #2) fuck boys already, "looks at her ass, ugh dumb thing"

by Mariah marie lynn June 25, 2017

mariah

Mariah is a great girl. She will be your best friend and then she will turn on you. She is very bipolar she will like you one moment and then hate you the next. Yet she is a beautiful girl.

Mariah is a fake girl

by Mariah Fake May 3, 2018

Maria

The girl that probably will die because of laughter. And also the girl that will stay calm until her craziness will show up.

No one:
Not even the bug:
Maria: 28 stAb WOuNdS

by PeaceWasNeverAnOption November 22, 2019

ruella-maria

a ruella-maria is a totally unique person who has had some very unusual experiences and some very odd habits which generally include irrational fears such as butterflies and shaking hands combined with a tendancy to rebel by becoming catholic and the ability to see indians at the window.

see that ruella-maria? shes totally "SPECIAL"

by f r e d June 11, 2006