Maser

Maserknicks is Meant for Taylor bodo he loves her personality

maser loves Taylor. Mason: “Taylor has a great personality”
Another guy: “yeah get with that bitch”

by Osterhoudt May 7, 2019

mesera

A charming girl whom everyone adores happy to go always hungry and very much enthusiastic want to be brave but is literally a scared kitten but loves the ones close to her with her life she will Seem to be awkward and weird first but eventually will be fantastic

Bff 1 : mesera should be goddess

Bff2: of what ?
Bff3:of eating

by Happy shappy June 1, 2019

Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

by Stoney69 August 29, 2019

Miserablenessness

What sanaya is A SAD PIECE OF DICK

“Why are laughing at my miserablenessness

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by Mydickandpussyitch December 1, 2019

Modernizing

Is when something gets made modern again, maybe by two classical musician boys, who knows? Maybe it's even made modern when they have a live stream to celebrate them getting 2 million subscribers and one of them plays a concert by Tchaikovsky and maybe, just maybe, the other brave violinist plays the entire orchestra on one violin. Maybe, on that faithful moment of time 43 thousand people, from all corners of the world, take about 54 minutes and 48 seconds off their days (or nights, if they live in Europe) to appreciate the true heroes of classical music.

It's not, but should be, 'cuz it's modernizing

by Lingling_40URS February 9, 2020

Modern gent

Short for gentleman.

A present day, cutting edge good guy

Josh got me some tissues after we did it, what a modern gent!!

by Emnem March 16, 2020

Modern Rock

A Subculture that Currently has no name, as it is very young. Members generally listen to obscure and old bands, such as Dogmatic and Green River. Most members own a Record Player, and make music influenced by Grunge, Rock and Punk.
They do not care for fashion, they were what is Comfortable.

Pop Sucks!

Steven is really into Dogmatic, he must be a Modern Rock fan!

by RISPB*& June 9, 2020