Moon Tan

A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.

Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."

by Hinderonus May 18, 2011

moon grass

Weed you have stored in your ass for safe keepings, or in fear of getting busted by the cops.

"Dude, i want what your smoking"
"Are you sure? It's moon grass"

by He's the boxman September 21, 2006

Full Moon

When you hide the entirety of your penis by wrapping your balls upward, creating a lumpy, lunar surface that anyone may take a voyage on.

Anthony showed me his Full Moon.

by Layenem October 22, 2014

Man on the Moon

When having sex with a chick and you are doing her from behind, right before you "finish", you take a flag with your name on it and stick it into her ass hole and as you finish you yell out "I'm the man on the moon!".

Guy1: "Last night I conquered new territory, I took that fine ass home and planted my flag!"
Guy2: "Dayam man! You pulled a man on the moon on her ass!"

by El Conquistador November 8, 2004

moon cabbage

marijuana

The controversy about the legal status of moon cabbage in The U.S. has grown, despite the fact that other issues have gotten worse.

by The Return of Light Joker July 12, 2010

Liquid moon

A term used to describe extreme explosive liquid diarrhea on someone's face.

I am going to liquid moon you.

by Liquid master August 16, 2017

shoot the moon

masturbate to ejaculation

Did you shoot the moon last night?

by MikeFromArizona October 7, 2009