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sloppy mackerel

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes
Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel
by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015
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gas masked

When your style, flow, and looks are all on point. When you showed up on someone, ended up looking better than the other individuals there
Yo we straight up gas masked them fools at the party tonight!

Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!
by A real definition March 10, 2016
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Strawberry Mackenzie

something I call my baby girl 12-11-15
Mahad: hey potato
MacKenzie: noooooo
Mahad: OK OK, hey strawberry Mackenzie ;)
by Zxid October 8, 2016
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mia macedo

A great girl to meet and date and can be stupid at sometimes and is great to be around
Dude: Mia Macedo is hot dude
Other dude: Yeah totally!
by Paincoast May 18, 2016
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player marked

When a female places half dollar sized hickies in multiple visible spots on a males neck.
Damn bro... She player marked you haha!!!

You just got player marked man!!!!!
by Sir Vincent valentine February 5, 2017
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bryce mackenzie

bryce is a very attractive person. He gets hotter by the minute and always ends up dating a girl named summer.
guy 1- dude your girl is hot
bryce mackenzie - i know right, back off
by Quartario April 20, 2018
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Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019
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