bloggest loser

1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.

Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"

by 420San November 21, 2010

loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 8, 2016

loser boob

An insult used when you can't think of any other. Also see; penis face

That dude is such a loser boob!

by LishiFishy January 9, 2017

Loser Ville

A location designated for absolute losers you can't do anything right. If you live in loser ville you are a certified nerd with no friends that pulls zero bitches. Loser ville is in active warfare with DownTown Cools ville and is losing the war.

bully; "heya nerd, are you from loser ville, because you're a loser!"

nerdy kid; " actually, loser ville is a fictitious location, so i can't possibly originate from it"

bully; "whatever dweeb, just hand over the lunch money before i bang your mok"

by Biggy R (red) January 30, 2022

A loser that doesn’t take showers

A guy with the name AmaZn that doesn’t take showers loves miners😏 and gets dicked down daily

AmaZn is a loser that doesn’t take showers

by AmaZn the loser April 16, 2023

Hacking Loser n00b egg kid

This would also be referred to as an EncryptEgg95451 this creature that could only be found on xbox1 careful when talking to it in a party it tends to break legs and play bongos it also likes Natalie

That egg is a hacking loser n00b egg kid

by UnikitMoon December 23, 2018

Crusty Loser

A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons

Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser

by Big Janty February 20, 2018