last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

Ralph (Last Name)

The last name is of Norse origin and is a very prominent in Jewish communities. The Ralph family lineage can directly be traced back to the Rothchild family.

Man, look at that new Ralph (Last Name) kid, gyping people like usual.

by ProfoundMercury April 12, 2023

dead last

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

by Opal zen June 18, 2017

the last july 28

the last july 28th 2021 is the last day there is for melissa to call ansy her little ansy poo bear

the last july 28th will hurt so much

by mylittlesusling June 17, 2021

crowdis(last name)

Crowdis's are very sweet but tough. They are updated on everything trending and are a great family!(last name)

Crowdis(last name)family:I love my family

Swift family:mines completely weird

by Ashtenryan is ME March 17, 2017

That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

same as last time

its js the same as last time past tense

ayy did u forget the milk expires
no its the same as last time
skibidi skegma ohio

by jsanormal_person124okie September 30, 2024