Blonde Long Island

When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.

"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"

by heyfranklme August 23, 2011

Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 06, 2014

Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 06, 2010

long nose lion

LNL, A penis with a tremendous amount of pubic hair surrounding it.

Did you go down on him? I was about to but that was the scariest long nose lion I've seen.

by The long 👃 November 11, 2017

Long Neck, DE

A small town in Delaware that’s full of old people and heroin addicts. If you don’t fish or crab you don’t live here.

“I hate living in Long Neck, DE”

by Delaginger February 22, 2021

Long yellow thing

Skool bus

Gf:i'm in the long yellow thing
BF:ok

by Don't ask 191 November 29, 2018

Long Distance Hottie

a girl who looks hot from a fair way but gets increasingly ugly as she approaches you....

man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...

ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...

by marcopaulo37 October 14, 2009