Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude

i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

by MJ McCully June 10, 2020

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Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.

Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014

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long nose lion

LNL, A penis with a tremendous amount of pubic hair surrounding it.

Did you go down on him? I was about to but that was the scariest long nose lion I've seen.

by The long 👃 November 10, 2017

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Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

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Mr. Long Wong

An Asian teacher with a surprisingly long wong

You "Mr. Wo has a Mr. Long Wong."
Your friend "I know right"

by irishbro0onYouTube February 11, 2019

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Long Haired Grob

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.

''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''

by DonkeyDick1 July 21, 2012

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