kelly kiss 

When a persons drunk mother licks your face.

Mikes mom is drunk again she's giving everybody kelly kisses

kelly kiss by noimaplaya December 10, 2010

the kiss of poseidon 

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek

“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon”

the kiss of poseidon by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018

Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

Shanghai Dragon's Kiss by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

Eskimo Kiss Project 

A trio of three woman who gave the YouTube audience the pleasure of being able to watch Alles Was Zählt (AWZ)'s supercouple Deniz & Roman (DeRo). The trio consists of Aldi, Lilith and Shelly (full names were not given) who are amazing at the descriptions they give, subtitles they provide for English speaking audiences and letting us watch the German soap itself! Eskimo Kiss Project is often shorten to EKP.

Person 1: "OMG Eskimo Kiss Project updated their channel!"

Person 2: "Seriously? No way!"

Eskimo Kiss Project by Random Fangirl July 12, 2010

Liverpool Kiss 

English term for a Head butt, a form of physical attack where the victim is hit on the forehead by the attacker's head.

"After critiquing an opposition player's tackling style, Roger recieved a serious Liverpool Kiss"

Liverpool Kiss by D F Stuckey March 14, 2004

Mexican kiss of death 

When you're taking a shit and the tip/top of your penis touches the bottom of the seat. If it happens while you're pissing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.

John: "How was your shit?"

Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"

Mexican kiss of death by neo2k10 August 24, 2010

wet kiss 

Open mouth kissing between 2 individules

wet kiss by donald October 13, 2003