Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Jackson Jordan

A dog, referring to how much of a bitch he is. Often seen wearing dresses

Get your dog ass off the floor Jackson Jordan, go make a move on that british chick

by camppatches May 17, 2015

jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017

Deanna Jordan

FLAT

Sophie Your Not Flat Your Deanna Jordan

by Big Bèn June 2, 2019

Mikal jordan

The very best basketball player of all time also the way troydan says his name

MIKAL JORDAN IS THE GOAT

by Lil Gylfi on the beat June 24, 2021

charlie jordan

Somehow, still a virgin.

Oh man, that guy is SOOOO Charlie Jordan.

by 7D Guru April 22, 2019

Jordan Lipscomb

Male Fashion Model: A well known model within the modeling industry, and a much admired ladies man.

Example #1) Dan pulled a (Jordan Lipscomb) to score a date with his crush.

Example #2) Dan want's to be more like (Jordan Lipscomb).

by FashionBlogger123 March 27, 2019