Joey

Fat cock.

Man what a fat cock. What a Joey.

by Suxkmybalsjdd April 28, 2021

Joey Aquinde Syndrome

When you dick ride the best team in sports.

After the patriots won, Frank came down with the Joey Aquinde syndrome.

by Bran671 January 15, 2018

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

Joey

Can’t pass a bleep test.

Overweight and self indulgence all lead to his inability for Joey to pass a bleep test

by Mannytitboom February 6, 2019

Joey

The best person to ever exist.

Joey is the goat.

by pappi4308350257345874 September 12, 2022

Joey

He’s so hot. Hottest kid at ur school and I wanna lick off his face. He’s so sexy. According to Gabriella and Katie and Taylor he is so hot

I wish my bf was a Joey

by Bdnendix October 14, 2019