January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019

No Jerk January

No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)

I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.

by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020

January 18

Send bra jeans combo to ur bf named Ali

Bf:Hey (gf name) its January 18
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify

by Buberluber January 16, 2022

January 18

Diego asks Catalina out day!!!

Diego:
It’s January 18th cat will you go out with me
Cat:
Yesssss

by anonymous January 17, 2022

21st January

It is the international hot-sour soup day! On this day you should eat at least one hot-sour soup.

Why is everyone eating hot-sour soup on 21st January?
ARE YOU CRAZY? IT IS BECAUSE IT IS THE INTERNATIONAL HOT-SOUR SOUP DAY!

by tamike July 3, 2022

January 28th

On this day get ready for something amazing! Maybe a love will come, or something like money will show up! Good luck

On January 28th I found 50 dollars on the side of the road!

by raethegae January 21, 2022

Jumba January

When boys and girls go around using the art of Jumba throughout the month of January.

I am going to Jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!

by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020