Jake Griffin

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”

‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation

by Jakelover69 September 15, 2019

jake hamilton

Jake Hamilton is a funny,rebellious,sexy,daring,unpredictable and sporty person if you know a Jake Hamilton you are one of the luckiest people alive

OMG I JUST SAW A JAKE HAMILTON

by Niugnep789 April 19, 2018

average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018

Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is a subscriber to Jake Paul that are usually 7 years old and that have an IQ that is 20 also there mental span is 2 minutes

person one Are you a Jake Pauler

Person two no

Person one lol I'm gonna dab on you cause you a hater dab dab

by Miner mc March 5, 2018

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX May 10, 2018

jake hubbard

Arsehole

Jake hubbard was an arsehole but he thinks he is no such thing.

by Rythum stick January 15, 2018