by 109897654324 August 16, 2021
A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.
Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013
A guy that has got so much rizz it is unmatched. The amount of rizz is on an ungodly level. Do not let this man around your girl.
by Exer2536 October 24, 2022
A term used in place of "That's What She Said". Typically used when anything of a sexy, immoral, creeper, or immature nature appears. Commonly used as an alternative to perverted. Normally used to describe a close, perverted, "ladies-man". Name does not have to be Jacob. Should not be used to describe yourself.
*Picture of a sexy girl in a bikini appears*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
by Shernona June 12, 2010
Such a cutie + a good personality <3 i love him so much, ik we’re not dating but i have a feeling me and him will soon ;)
by l <3333 June 13, 2022
Jacob Veiga is not someone you would want to meet. Once you meet them there is no going back. You will be sucked into a black hole of lies. He says he is a busy person but the only thing he is busy at is stalking people. He falls for things very easily and the only things that make him happy are the color blue and his crush. Jacob has a fake crush that he uses to hide the fact that he is gay. Jacob responds to the name of Gay and he likes to use the initials GSL.
by prankingsloth May 23, 2019
Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair
person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
by the_realhjitcookie November 09, 2021