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by the_realhjitcookie November 9, 2021
Get the jacob robertson mug.A Jacob abraham is a person who is a massive bills mafia fan, and is often extremely loud when watching football. They often get cut from football teams for unruly behavior, and they love Josh allen and pushing p.
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Get the Jacob lambert mug.They are the best couple people ooks at them as the mum and dad of the group they tend to not take anything too seriously and just giggle at everything. Although when they need to be they can be very serious but, they dont let the serious situations go on for too long. They also never argue just bicker! Its the best relationship you could want. Jacob doesnt realise how attractive he is but lily is there to remind him that he is.Honestly couldnt get a better relationship. Jacob is also really protective and stops Lily from getting in bad situations
by coolestplayer July 27, 2021
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