Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair
person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
by the_realhjitcookie November 09, 2021
Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
by yacob_mh May 22, 2020
14 year old content creator, with 250k+ on TikTok and 2.5k+ on YouTube. Part of this next generations new wave of content. Keep your eyes open for Abel Jacob
by Goofyassnigga8832 June 15, 2022
Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.
by ur mom!!:) April 21, 2022
Timothy Jacob is such an attention whore.
by Boss nicca December 01, 2015
A guy that has got so much rizz it is unmatched. The amount of rizz is on an ungodly level. Do not let this man around your girl.
by Exer2536 October 24, 2022
A term used in place of "That's What She Said". Typically used when anything of a sexy, immoral, creeper, or immature nature appears. Commonly used as an alternative to perverted. Normally used to describe a close, perverted, "ladies-man". Name does not have to be Jacob. Should not be used to describe yourself.
*Picture of a sexy girl in a bikini appears*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
by Shernona June 12, 2010