International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021

International Fuck The Police Day

November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.

November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?

by TheCianinator November 19, 2024

International Yoob Day

June 25th is international Yoob day which he is from Mario and Luigi partners in time and I love him

"Yo it's International Yoob Day"

by Anything1249 June 25, 2023

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

Nour Al Maaref International School

...if you are a student there,just know one thing
.You just fucked up, big time
You've reached a whole new level of stupidity.....your dumbass got a better chance SLIS than here.
Well its too late now to go back on that decision,so might as well enjoy it while you are at it!!!

You study at Nour al Maaref International School?, you fucked up

by Mrsqueekypants2.0 March 17, 2019

International stop cutting day

On December 1 just tell anyone that you love that everything gonna be ok!

Person1- “why are you so happy today?”
Person2- “It’s International Stop Cutting day!”

by 7:$:?:)373$2!2! November 5, 2021

International Shane shaming day

The international Shane Shaming Day (SSD) accures on the 6th of December, a day when you can (and should) publicly shame any human begin named "Shane". Have fun.

Person K: Omg Shane said he loves me, what an idiot!

Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!

by MysticViolet December 5, 2023