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''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)
Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017
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developer minecraft

a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

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a skid that skid codes and likes too kid a lot of money out of server owners, like ViperMC and Resilience.

Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
should include the word being defined
Resilience: hey can you pls code me a mob stacking plugin
Resilience: pls developer minecraft
developer: ok skid $500
Resilience: here you go, SORRY SIR!
by epicgamer133 May 22, 2017
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Minecraft

1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).

2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.
1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...

Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!

2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...

Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)
by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018
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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table
by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023
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In Minecraft

The legal version of "no homo". If you put this after anything illegal, it will let the feds know that there is nothing to worry about, as you are just explaining what you're doing in a video game.
Just laced a bunch of vapes with fentanyl and sold them to middle schoolers....

In Minecraft
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Minecraft Villagers

Jews...
"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"
by Alleg69 November 18, 2023
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