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5 Seconds of Summer

5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not a fucking boyband) who enjoys teasing their fans and seeing them suffering. It consists of Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood, Luke Hemmings, and Michael Clifford.
5 Seconds of Summer also called as 5sauce
by Ash5soAsh March 29, 2019
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5 second rule

If food drops on the ground, you're still allowed to eat it if it's only been on the ground for 5 seconds or less.
Person 1: Oh shit I dropped my pizza slice
Person 2: 5 second rule!
Person 1: *eats pizza*
by joveblue July 10, 2004
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7 Second Challenge

The 7 Second Challenge (or 7SC) is a challenge created by AmazingPhil on YouTube, in which two or more players have to complete a certain task in 7 seconds. If the player fails to do so, they lose.

AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire have now created the app for it, after many YouTubers did the challenge and did not credit Phil for his idea (no offence to them though :)).
Your 7 Second Challenge is that you have to say the names of 5 animals and do an impression of them. GO!
by whatudoinm9 September 14, 2015
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second hand smoke

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.
rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.
by rilesworth July 26, 2006
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Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun
Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.
by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 9, 2019
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Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
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Legendary Second Nut

Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.

Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.
Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!

Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !
by chiggins_5 January 22, 2017
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