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Humaning

1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.

2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.
1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.

2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."
by Insufferable Prick February 11, 2012
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human pterodactyl virus

HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.

Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.
"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."
by Kestral Sander August 4, 2007
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human suitcase

It's a thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
I went to "Booooooooof," the hottest club in New York, but left because there was no human suitcase, just a wise old turtle that looked like Quincy Jones.
by StefonNY March 1, 2011
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Humans

Most intelligent species on Earth, capable of building machines and going into freaking space.
Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?

Humanity is superior
by Lukaki October 14, 2011
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human shark

First get your girlfriend to stand naked facing a wall, next you go to the other side of the room, place your hands behind your head, (as to make fins) sing the theme song to Jaws and run full speed at her arse with your errect cock.

From Da Lord Nikon
Oh My god cletus! I Sharked your sis!.
Can I have a shot brother?
by Lord Nikon June 28, 2004
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Human Centipad

Another ingenues invention by Apple and Steve Jobs. This new product incorporated an Iphone 4, and Ipad 3G. It was capable of "reading" through the help of a middle aged asian man, a 10 year old by, and a middle aged woman all surgically fused ass to mouth. It was rumored that the Iphone was duck taped the the forehead of the asian man. While the Ipad was duck taped to the butt of the woman.

Unfortunately, this product only made it through preliminary testing after it was recalled the day of its revealing to the general public at a Best Buy, Dr. Phil special. Where they gave the new product to an abused 10 year old boy, who claimed to be "fucked" by him mother.

Steve Jobs has yet to make a public statement.
Asian Man: Im so hungry! should I eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus? Or the Vanilla Paste?

10 Year Old Boy: Vanilla Paste! Vanilla Pasteeee!

Asian Man: OK! I will eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus!

Human Centipad: Yumm Yumm Yumm, sd;fjdsf, fsdjkfd, ;lkjdsf, eeerreekkkk, Beep.
by losebagman May 24, 2011
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Humanity

The one thing thats destroying humanity is humanity itself
All the wars, drug abuses, rapes and murders are done by humans, thus humanity could end for all we know
by weirdyrandommetal1977 August 21, 2014
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