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First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
mugGet the First Homug.

freak-ho

Woman or girls that like to give oral sex to men and would do anyone. A Permiscuous woman that does freaky shit for free. A BISEXUAL bitch that would ride a cock and suck a clit at the same time.
Paris Hilton is a freak-ho.
"That freak-ho Brittany really likes to ride it."
by J M Wakester October 2, 2007
mugGet the freak-homug.

Ho-Bot

A prostitute grinding hard and so well on the streets of Berkley that she/they resemble machines on Sex.
Damn that ho driving that golf cart has a grip of customers packing behind her! That's like some science fiction machine shit. Or some ho-bot shit.
by Zexamator June 2, 2010
mugGet the Ho-Botmug.

mopo ho

A female on the "Maury" show who's slept with a lot of men and isn't sure who her baby's daddy is. The woman usually tests at least five guys for paternity,and the results are shocking when it's revealed that none of them are the daddy!
Damn, I could never put my dirty laundry out on TV like that. SHe's such a mopo ho!
by Sweet Sting March 10, 2005
mugGet the mopo homug.

Hawkwell Ho

A name for girls who live in hawkwell, and are run by a PIMP called TOM
yea, she one of toms girls
by Mach4 February 22, 2005
mugGet the Hawkwell Homug.

Faux Ho

A "Faux Ho" is someone who impersonates, pretends and tries to convince other people they are a real sex worker, via message boards, online forums, blogs, website comments, messengers, email, twitter or any other kind of online communication
Alexa Di Carlo who writes the blog "Real Princess Diaries" isn't really an escort, she's a Faux Ho.
by Jenny DeMilo December 24, 2009
mugGet the Faux Homug.

Ho Bro's

Two complete strangers that are aware of one anothers existence that share and swap the same girl back and forth because thats just the way she is.
We cant be mad at each other over her, we're ho bro's. It aint no fun if the homies cant get none.
by BoxBandit104 April 18, 2009
mugGet the Ho Bro'smug.

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