Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.

Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help

by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023

Anthony heapy

A cockhead that has lots of days off and can’t feed batteries

Where’s Anthony Heapy? Off work again

by DGLman185 January 15, 2024

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP

you say this when you owwwwwwwie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM DIEING AND I NEED HELP I STUBED MY TOE OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Furry bitch January 24, 2024

Over-heaping

having its contents piled above the brim or edge, spilling out and piled even on the handle

Gabby was making coffee and scooped an over-heaping amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker filter.

by NoEqualizer February 7, 2024

hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

dirty heaps

he eats poo and chucks at everyone

omg someone just dirty heaps me

by bigdavy56 December 4, 2023

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024