holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009

church of the holy peanut

Everyone is really good at not blinking we worship scp 173 and the foundation is fucking sick of us but we don't care

*at church*
Friend- who do you worship

Me- church of the holy peanut bitch

by Olivia lysee September 30, 2020

holy shit dude

One of the few catchphrases Kyle makes while being exposed/ seeing something unflattering

Stan: woah did you see that?!

Cartman: Kick ass..
Kyle: Holy shit dude

by SupaKyleOfDefinitions February 7, 2018

holy shit

a guy in a tight pink suit with a tutu on is roller blading on your grass while mowing your lawn


wats your reaction?

holy shit wat the fuck is your problem?

by yasminedakhama June 20, 2008

holy bananas batman

A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.

Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!

by Bee Ryan. January 4, 2010

Holy Mole In A Hole

An expression used when you are in a state of shock!

Him: "Will you marry me?"
Her: "Holy Mole In A Hole!!!!"

by lilrachel333 September 12, 2009