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by kotekzot June 15, 2007
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When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.
Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
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by cojsl September 22, 2011
Get the Google Spell mug."According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?
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2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
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2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd September 23, 2012
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by PKeternal October 1, 2009
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