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Googling Facebook

This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.

This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.

Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
mugGet the Googling Facebookmug.

google-watch.org

a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
dork: hey guys, what if google is evil?!?!?!?
person: get back to google-watch.org you stupid dork.
by kotekzot June 15, 2007
mugGet the google-watch.orgmug.

Google Court

Using Google to settle a trivia dispute.
Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!
by sparker29 August 29, 2012
mugGet the Google Courtmug.

Fuck Google

These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.
by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023
mugGet the Fuck Googlemug.

Google Translate

Where everything gets screwed up and things like "I want to steal you heart" gets translated to "I want to rip out your heart"
by L0af-0f-Bread December 1, 2019
mugGet the Google Translatemug.

Google Wisdom

Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.
1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."

2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"
by PKeternal October 1, 2009
mugGet the Google Wisdommug.

google degree

a degree that is achieved by an individual that has gained knowledge, in their desired area of expertise, by "googling" all information in a specific area of expertise.
Basit from Pakistan is of no help because he only holds a google degree in IT.
by rlmhandle January 15, 2015
mugGet the google degreemug.

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