a website run by paranoid nerds for paranoid dorks, dedicated to slandering google.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
responsible for 72% of tin foil hat sales.
by kotekzot June 15, 2007
Get the google-watch.orgmug. This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.
This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.
Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009
Get the Googling Facebookmug. I was talking to my girlfriend and she asked me a question I didn’t know the answer but then I googled it. She said well “google to the rescue!”
by SteelCityTexas October 15, 2018
Get the Google to the rescuemug. Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.
1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."
2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."
2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"
by PKeternal October 1, 2009
Get the Google Wisdommug. The exact combination of search terms that will "magically" return the web page you were looking for.
"How'd you find that? I was searching on similar, but different terms!"
"You got to have the right Google Spell to make the magic happen."
"You got to have the right Google Spell to make the magic happen."
by cojsl September 22, 2011
Get the Google Spellmug. "According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
49 degrees and overcast, According to Google
2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles
Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd September 23, 2012
Get the According to Googlemug. Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!
by sparker29 August 29, 2012
Get the Google Courtmug.