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Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack

When Dane Cook wanted to play a prank, he would go to KFC and order a Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack, which is, of course, not on the menu.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.
WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!

WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.
by ThisIsKatherine June 1, 2007
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fun is when you are in bed with a loved partner and you are enjoying each others company cough cough!(forplay-sex)
me-baby you wanna have fun tonite?
him-DAMN! HELL YA
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an activity that brings a gleaming smile to you and the people around you's faces.
when someone does endless hours of beyonce practice. ya know several dip its, pop its, twork its, stopping on its and checking on its.
wow i had so much FUN beyoncing it today.
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When a gay man and a lesbian woman have intercourse, discovering they hate the opposite gender.
They're having fun.
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fun janitor

A fun janitor is any person who takes a fun situation, and dulls it down. Either by forcing people to focus on a different, less-fun task, or by ruining their good time altogether.

Being a fun janitor is not a good thing, and it implies that you're "cleaning up the fun" or "sweeping all the joy in life under the rug".

Don't be a fun janitor.

**Creation of this original term is credited to Ryan P., who lives in a tiny mountain town of Colorado**
1 - Man, we were having a good time till the boss showed up. She's such a fun janitor.
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Super Happy Fun Time

A word that special/mental people would use for the word 'Masturbation'.
*high pitched voice* Weeeeeeeeee! Super happy fun time super happy fun time super happy fun time!!!
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