fake friend

someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.

You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.

by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009

Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017

friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.

"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"

by soopachick April 22, 2010

friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

by Medford Man December 24, 2009

Friend Curse

Cursing with or at your friends as a joke or to tease them.

Made popular by the movie, Mean Girls.

Friend has a revealing shirt on...
Friend A: Wow, you're such a whore.
Friend B(with low-cut shirt): Thanks, bitch.

Friend C: Oh my god, I can't believe you called Jenny a whore!
Friend A: Geez, chill... It was just a friend curse.
Friend C: ohh hahaa

by JuliRoseBarr November 7, 2010

weather friend

weather friend - an acquaintance with whom the friendship does not progress beyond discussuing more banal topics or exclusively "the weather".

John's just a "weather friend"; it's not as if I know anything about him other than he's hoping for good weather this weekend.

by campbejo May 7, 2010

HelloGoodbye Friend

Friends you never talk to albeit saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" while passing in the halls. These friends are usually people that you have classes with, people you've done a group project with, lab partners, etc.

"Sara is your friend right?"
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."

by Saxazax April 23, 2009