fortnite

literal trash. a community where little kids meet there first “love” and scream and curse at you for no reason. a toxic place where little
9 year olds act tough and cool but cry when their mom yells at them after he used their credit
card.

joe: did you here chad was playing fortnite last night?
sam: yeah he got jumped by some boys too
joe: fortnite is a disgrace to the word
sam: so was chad

by 🌸ur mom🌸 December 1, 2019

Fortnite

A game that virgins play. it will suck the soul out of you basically you start in a bus and you jump out then land in a place as soon as you land you will grab stuff but not so soon before a noob will shotgun you in the back then you are going to have to steal your moms credit card to buy more controllers and keyboards it sucks.

Kid: mom i need a new controller?
Mom: fortnite?
kid: yes..

by TheWae May 3, 2018

Fortnite

A common form of ligma popular amongst fellow youngsters

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I just got a

V i C t O r Y R o Y a L e

On FORTNITE

by Pandora73 November 5, 2018

Fortnite

A fucking stupid idiot game that's played by illiterate ten year olds that causes you to instantly gain permanent virginity.

Normie: hey you want to play fortnite

Me: fuck off you ten year old why don't you watch an Ali a meme compilation

Normie: I need vbucks but my dumb bitchass hag mom won't let me get it
Other normie: fuck that bitch

by idontreallyknowanymore November 13, 2018

Fortnite

A game for boys because there girlfriend dont give them enough attention

Fortnite the best

by Kbo May 12, 2018

Fortnite

A game that works better than birth control

Man 1. Man I don't know if I should take birth control

Man 2 . nah just play Fortnite

by myboi<><>isTHICk October 22, 2018

Fortnite

A battle royale style game played by nearly 200 million people. Up until about late June 2018, it was fun af. Than it got boring. Now, in 2019, the only people who play it are 8 year olds. Whenever you do a game a squads, someone’s mom is screaming in the background, yelling in Spanish. Everyone is a turbo sweat, so waste your time on other things, like Roblox or soccer.

Dude, Fortnite was so hype in January last year.
Bro, now it sucks!!

by Lil Rocket Man July 13, 2019