Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
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by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
Get the School Football mug.A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024
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Get the fantasy football commissioner mug.Also known as the AFC, the American Football Conference is a branch of the NFL, consisting of 16 teams. The AFC contains half of the NFL, and they compete with one team in the championship game, "The Super Bowl."
The Kansas City Chiefs are the first place team of the American Football Conference. The American Football Conference is dominant!
by nflchatnxio November 23, 2021
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by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
Get the Football spike mug.A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.
by booksandtea June 16, 2017
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