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fat or jacked

A large male. stocky, bulky, roundish, someone resembling a meatball, but under that polo, is it fat..or is it intense muscle mass? Is this meatball man fat.. or jacked?
Girl 1: Yo, Josh is really cute! Don't you think?
Girl 2: Yea he's got a great smile.. but is he fat or jacked?
by Ishnala December 14, 2010
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fat mob

A long distance to travel, especially when high or drunk.
Driving all the way to Denny's from here? That's a fat mob.

Man, I'm so high. Getting the tv remote would be a fat mob right now, hard.
by makingafatmobforsteaknshake January 3, 2011
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Fat Cal Ripken

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.
Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.
by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010
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Fat Cereal

Tiny broken fragments of potato chip mixed in a bowl with dip, and eaten with a spoon. A snack often eaten late at night when the potato chips in the bag are no longer big enough for dipping to be possible.
I didn't want to get my fingers greasy so I made some fat cereal instead.
by Mike Beeyou September 8, 2011
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Fat-Houndin'

1.To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not yours or that is meant to be shared by a group.

2. A person that eats an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not theirs or is meant to be shared by a group.
1.Hey, man, quit fat-houndin' the chips so there's some for everybody.
2. You ate all of the food in my refrigerator, you fat-hound.
by Cobmckin November 10, 2011
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Fat Feisty

-Phrase that describes a sloppy reaction to that which is desired.

-A run or shamble that would resemble a newborn learning to walk.

-Gawk, Ogle, and/or drooling at guilty pleasures

*A person getting 'Fat Feisty' does not pertain to their weight, but instead just the action/reaction that person has toward an object or event.
"I went home and got all fat feisty on some surprise pizza"

"A group of teenage or girls got fat feisty at the site of Zac Efron"

"That bitch got all fat feisty on my dick bro!"
by Sc0tticus & Mechantx February 3, 2012
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Fat Bitch (gun)

A gun thats concealed in the folds of fat in an obese woman. This definition can only apply to one thats obese enough to use their fat to physically conceal the gun
The police arrested an overweight female gangbanger for assault. Upon checking her with a metal detector, further searching revealed she was hiding a fat bitch under the fat rolls of her stomach. She now faces additional handgun charges.

A fat lady robbed the gas station on 1st street. She didnt seem suspicious at first but she reached under her arm and pulled out a fat bitch (gun) and pointed it at the clerk and demanded money.
by Pyro316 November 14, 2012
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