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foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016
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Foreskin Warmer

When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter
damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer
by billylongydongy December 2, 2019
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Dancing foreskin

A man that is totally useless and/or a complete fucktard.
Arthur is being a real dancing foreskin today!

I'm surrounded by dancing foreskins!
by AmandathePanda007 October 15, 2011
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foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
by teagreen April 13, 2008
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foreskin

The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins.

Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing.

Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too?
b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?

"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"
by Bobolovski December 9, 2008
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foresight

Foresight.
A slight look into the future of a possibilty to come...
Used in a sentence: My names Kerry and in my foresight is the possibility of going to Groovin the moo festival...
This term is often used when the person is undecided in what they want to do as there probably a spoon
Used in a sentence: My names Kerry and in my foresight is the possibility of going to Groovin the moo festival...
by ikepod March 19, 2014
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firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol
We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)
by J. April 2, 2003
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