by euphrates river May 29, 2022
Get the shadow fight 2mug. The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018
Get the almost fight championmug. A sport where several people, (usually 2 to 6 participants) Encapsulate themselves in a sleeping bag with a hood. Only face is exposed. Standing up, the participants must jump and bounce around in an attempt to knock over your opponents.. last one standing is crowned BIG BORIS..
A typical Big Boris arena is a lounge room and by leaving pets and furniture such as coffee tables and pot plants around, adds to skill and injury level.
A typical Big Boris arena is a lounge room and by leaving pets and furniture such as coffee tables and pot plants around, adds to skill and injury level.
by Joseph sproseph November 25, 2019
Get the Big Boris Fightmug. by TheReal2:23 August 11, 2017
Get the midnight organ fightmug. Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.
Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.
by The Rue October 2, 2009
Get the fighting about applesmug. by Bread man July 14, 2018
Get the Waffle House Fightmug. “Dude, me and Jessica had a naked nerf fight last night.”
“Todd, just act like a normal human being and say you fucked, this is why nobody talks to you”
“Todd, just act like a normal human being and say you fucked, this is why nobody talks to you”
by Dragon Dick 69 December 9, 2019
Get the Naked Nerf Fightmug.