Facebook Slut 

a user on Facebook that friends and/or follows as many people as possible.

Oh, Yeah. She's a Facebook Slut. She friended 10 people yesterday.

Facebook Slut by carrytheflag61 December 25, 2010

Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS) 

When you're on Facebook and see your friends looking like they're living amazing lives while you're feeling like you're just barely making it and you become sadder and sadder with each update you see.

Person 1- Dude! every time I'm on Facebook everyone seems to be having these awesome ventures while I'm here sitting around! I feel like ****!

Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.

Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS) by TheDavid02 November 21, 2011

Facebook Status Rage 

The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.

Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:

"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.

Facebook Status Rage by ELFFDTCS November 11, 2009

facebook suicide 

The act of deactiving and disconnecting from the virtual world (esp to reconnect with the real world).

I knew she committed facebook suicide when I saw the goodbye messages on her page.

facebook suicide by Sue B January 14, 2008

Facebook Creep 

A Facebook creep is someone who passes all of their free time on Facebook, looking up details of someone they just met, someone whom they may be infatuated with, but this is not necessary.
A Facebook creep knows of all flattering and compromising pictures of a person, as well as where they are, and follows the developments on the person's wall closely, perhaps to spot a lover not mentioned in the relationship status.

Tory spends all of her free time on Facebook when she should be studying. She is a huge Facebook creep.

Curtis: "Tory! Did you see those new pictures of Chris?"
Tory: "Those were up yesterday. I love the one where he was hammered!"

Facebook Creep by define_this December 16, 2008

Facebook-hot 

Someone who appears hot on facebook, but is not so hot in person.

I did not think much of Tara when I met her for drinks last night, but she befriended me on facebook today and she is mos def facebook-hot!

Facebook-hot by crzydoktor May 8, 2009

facebook bandit 

someone who hangs out on facebook and throws in their 2 cents in everyone's wall posts.

look at that facebook bandit, he just commented on my post again.

facebook bandit by mr chi July 6, 2009