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Evan

Evan is a funny, nice but kinky person. He can make you laugh or smile in seconds, he also makes the inside of your panties soaked! He is so hot and can make everyone look his way, he IS the main character.
Emma: Oh Evan is so hot!

Carly: I wish I were dating Evan!
by Emma-land November 29, 2021
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Evan

Evan is an unpopularity ship name for the show Ena, the ship itself is about a a character named Ena and Van. The ship is often called Ena x Van or Van x Ena however Evan is just a short way of saying it.
Yo not going to lie Evan is kinda a cute couple
Awww Evan is so cute

What the heck is Evan
by lulu the kitty cat October 8, 2022
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Evan

Evan is a dick head
by NigerianBasketWeaver January 31, 2020
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Evan

Well we're do I begin, most definitely the most down to earth human being I have ever encountered with multiple personas wich all come out of love even the one slinging dope lurping with L learning to love herself so she can love him 100% the way he deserves . He is a rapchat capper because he knows he really can sing like an angel or better than sublime he has a smile that will make you wett your pants and a dick so Bigg you are going to eventually throw up on it I don't care if you have no gagg reflexes or teeth. Funny is a understatement , his humor has swagg that will get any girl to drop their panties and their sisters too ! Even the gay men want him too though he is just gonna finesse them out they cash while he drives in circles and purposely runs out of gas to spend more alone time with his girl. Gambling let's just say he's got it figured out........ He always wins in the end . The depth of this Evan goes deep he will always keep u guessing and he is no dummy he will do you right. Don't fold under pressure and did I mention he beats the pussy like rocky and makes love like every girl dreams to have and never gets cuz he's all mine . The rest remains unseen because its us vs you . Evan I love you. Morality you bring out the best ! You are magically delicious and my lucky charm.. if you get Evan there is none like mine.
Oh look their goes Evan and Alexis, they are winning again.
Damn Evan is so sweet.
by Highon you February 12, 2023
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evan thompson

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days
by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021
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evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun
"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee
by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025
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Evan

Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.
by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021
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