Ed

A man who is very very punny. He makes puns all the time and he is very loveable.

"Hey Ed tell us a joke!" "What did the ear of corn say when all its clothes fell off? Aww shucks!" "Wow Ed that was so terrible it might be funny."

by Kris Humphires July 4, 2015

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Ed Sheeran

the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.

You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."

by blablashart May 18, 2022

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Why does Ed have no bitch? Cuz Sheeran away (Ed Sheeran.com)

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Ed Platinums

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009

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Corona Ed is a guy who's got a heart of gold but gets treated like shit by females , he's always told it's not his fault. He gets the"it's not you, it's me" Everytime a girl cheats and leaves him. he's the life of the party, his signature move is sliding down stairs with a frozen burrito in his mouth while intoxicated. He a best friend every guy wants to have. Awesome Wingman. Always takes one for the team.

That Travis is a Real Corona Ed, did you see him slide down the stairs with that burrito in his mouth?

by Corona ed July 6, 2022

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