evan

stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him

EVAN THE PERSON SO PATHETIC KEITH HATES

by HVDGJKBFT September 28, 2018

Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

Evan

A asian small who likes science and plays piano

Evan was a really cool guy

by smallman123 November 8, 2018

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Evan

Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo

Evan is gay

by Gunitgod December 3, 2018

evan raupe

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.

Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....

by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018

Evan

the little ho of the friend group who belongs to their girlfriend (fact)

He's the Evan of the group

by rach4realz December 12, 2018