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Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man
Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up
by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023
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Ass Eater 9000

A Person who Eats Ass like a mechanical robot
Joe: Hey Steve Wanna eat me out?
Steve: YEAH BOY IMA EAT THAT ASS LIKE A ASS EATER 9000
by jhionly April 6, 2023
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Tiktok Eater Syndrome

Phenomenon where Tiktok users eat like weirdos, usually because they're trying to exaggerate how good a food product they're selling is. Like a really wide-eyed look of amazement after taking a bite or open-mouthed loud chewing.
"Wtf, that guy shoved that whole slice of cake right into his mouth. Thats disgusting"

"Tiktok eater syndrome."
by c0y0t3b0n3z September 9, 2025
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Puck eater

Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.
She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.
by Montbeliard December 16, 2024
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mosquito eater

An insect that is medium sized on its own but all it's creepy legs make it look scary. It can also fly. They got their name because they apparently eat mosquitos. They like my bathroom for some reason.
A mosquito eater got in my bathroom today! Had to drive it out with a towel.
by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013
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Eat, Eater, Eating

Verb used, usually near a beach or pool, to describe the act of a women's butt cheeks engulfing and or swallowing the back end of her bathing suit or preferably, thong.
Eat, Eater, Eating
She likes to Eat or she Eats.

We have an Eater.

She's Eating mate. I reckon.

Or just, Damnnnnnnn.
by Tacos y burritos April 9, 2013
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Eater

Someone who sucks dick or eats pussy all the time and enjoys it.
she’s definitely a eater

I heard that he’s a eater
by Blood mary on a tree December 26, 2022
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